4 Good Lessons

>> Subject: 4 GOOD LESSONS
>>
>>> A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way
>>> to a meeting.
>>> On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They
>>> rub the lamp and a ghost appears. The ghost says,"Normally, one is
>>> granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish
>>> each"
>>>
>>> So the eager senior manager shouted, I want the first wish. I want
>>> to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries.
>>> "Pfufffff, and he was gone.
>>>
>>> Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted " I want
>>> to be in Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and
>>> cocktails. "Pfufffff, and he was also gone.
>>>
>>> The boss calmly said,"I want these two idiots back in the office
>>> after lunch at 12.35pm"
>>>
>>> Moral of the story is:
>>> " Always allow the bosses to speak first"
>>>
>>> ******************************************************************
>>>
>>> Standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
>>>
>>> "Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important
>>> document,and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?"
>>>
>>> "Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the machine on,
>>> inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.
>>>
>>> "Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared
>>> inside the shredder machine. "I just need one copy."
>>>
>>> Lesson II - Never, never assume that your BOSS knows everything.
>>>
>>> **************************************************************
>>>
>>>
>>> An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to
>>> LA when the American turned to the Japanese and asked, "What kind
>>> of ? ese are you?"
>>>
>>> The Japanese confused, replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what
>>> you mean."
>>>
>>> The American repeated, "What kind of -ese are you?"
>>>
>>> Again, the Japanese was confused over the question. The American,
>>> now irritated, then yelled,
>>>
>>> "What kind of -ese are you ... Are you a Chinese, Japanese,
>>> Vietnamese!, etc......???"
>>>
>>> The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am a Japanese."
>>>
>>> A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked What
>>> kind of 'key' was he.
>>>
>>> The American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean what kind of '
>>> -kee' am I?!"
>>>
>>> The Japanese said, "Are you a Yankee, donkee, or monkee?"
>>>
>>> Lesson III - Never insult anyone.
>>>
>>> **********************************************************
>>>
>>> There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an American and a
>>> French, who found this small genie bottle. When they rubbed the
>>> bottle, a genie appeared. Thankful that the 4 guys had released
>>> him out of the bottle,
>>>
>>> He said, "Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each
>>> of you a wish.
>>>
>>> When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want
>>> the pool of water to become, then your wish will come true."
>>>
>>> The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, jumped and
>>> shouted"WINE". The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine.
>>>
>>> The Frenchman was so happy swimming and drinking from the pool.
>>>
>>> Next is the Russian's turn, he did the same and shouted, "VODKA"
>>> and immersed himself into a pool of vodka. The German was next
>>> and he jumped and shouted, "BEER". He was so contented with his
>>> beer pool.
>>>
>>> The last is the American. He was running towards the pool when
>>> suddenly he steps on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool
>>> and shouted, SHIT!!!!!!!........."
>>>
>>> Lesson V - Think twice before you say something, because
>>> sometimes accidents do happen.
>>>
>>>
>>>

Arabian Princess wrote:thank you bro

such good lessons

thnx alot





Arabian Princess

Thanx for your relpy

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